sorryiimmolly:

trotty2scrotty:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

He is literally all we as a nation have

i love him

(Source: katiebishop, via sorryimllame)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via iamntdeadyet)

spoon-goon-icarus:

swaggiethough:

when you try learning something completely foreign 

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talk dirty to me

(via puppy-assassin)

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via dolphingirlfriend)

paraxveil:

you think you’re always late? i hung my first mcr poster 30 min before they announced their break up

(via worldsohollow)

thetwerkking:

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you
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(Source: cuteasianboyfriend, via alltimebl0w-me)

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